Old Smoothie
Old Smoothie - Black Heather / XS is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
Care information
Care information
Machine-wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Avoid fabric softeners, bleach, and high-heat drying. Hang-drying is recommended, and ironing should only be done inside-out on low heat, avoiding the print directly.
Delivery and Shipping
Delivery and Shipping
Shipping added at checkout. US orders $99+ are free to ship!
Old Smoothie
Old Smoothie - Black Heather / XS is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
Important to note
Almost all of our products are created once you order them in an effort to reduce textile waste. Processing time is generally 3-4 days prior to shipping. Read more here
Description
Description
Old Smoothie
Vintage machine...for your favorite vintage MANchine
BACK STORY: Kelly here. My Dad, Jim, was an integral part of me starting this company. He supported me in all ways. Jimbo was incredibly successful in his career which encompassed a lot of sales, marketing & product development. What Jimbo was not, was a hockey player. However, Dad thought he has an amazingly clever design idea in Old Smoothie, and for 2 years he urged me to create this shirt. I laughed along with his persistency, but procrastinated creating this [hockey] Dad Joke in shirt form. Begrudgingly, he convinced me and we launched the Old Smoothie shirt in March of 2020. It was immediately the week's best seller.
Sadly, we just lost Jimbo and are starting off 2023 without him here with us. However, the Old Smoothie lives on. Thanks Dad.
Printed in the US of A on a super soft, 100% ring spun cotton T and feels like an old favorite the first time you put it on.
• Pre-shrunk fabric
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
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